June 2013
A haiku about Mario Kart
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
sarah tries to give hair advice for a 12 year old
- [00: 56] ElliOtter: he should get a mohawk
- [00: 56] Alexy: no no mohawks
- [00: 56] Alexy: :'D
- [00: 56] ElliOtter: with those razor marks on the side of his head
- [00: 56] ElliOtter: OR HE COULD HAVE ONE SIDE BUZZED AND THE REST A LONG MESS
- [00: 57] ElliOtter: he could get "killa" shaved into the back of his head
- [00: 57] ElliOtter: ear to ear
- [00: 57] ElliOtter: or maybe spelled out in blue dye
- [00: 57] Alexy: THAT'D BE TERRIFYING
- [00: 58] Alexy: imagine that combined with a babbyface
- [00: 58] ElliOtter: omfggg
- [00: 59] ElliOtter: SOMEONE IN LINE BEHIND HIM WOULD BE LIKE "WHAT A LITTLE PUNK IN FRONT OF US" AND HE TURNS AROUND AND IT'S KYLE
- [00: 59] Alexy: ahahahahahaha
- [00: 59] Alexy: he's so harmless-looking
- [00: 59] ElliOtter: ahahahahahaahah
- [00: 59] Alexy: so that'd be hilarious
- [01: 00] ElliOtter: he should get the fleur-de-lis shaved into the back of his head
- [01: 00] ElliOtter: people will think he is the THUGGEST boy scout
- [01: 00] Alexy: >:U
- [01: 00] ElliOtter: what about dreads?
- [01: 00] Alexy: oh god.
- [01: 00] ElliOtter: bob marley it up~
- [01: 01] ElliOtter: ARE YOU GIVING HIM ANY OF MY SUGGESTIONS
- [01: 01] Alexy: HECK NO
- [01: 01] ElliOtter: MAYBE HE WILL LEAN TOWARDS ONE
- [01: 01] ElliOtter: HE HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW