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A haiku about Mario Kart

Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up

sarah tries to give hair advice for a 12 year old

[00: 56] ElliOtter: he should get a mohawk
[00: 56] Alexy: no no mohawks
[00: 56] Alexy: :'D
[00: 56] ElliOtter: with those razor marks on the side of his head
[00: 56] ElliOtter: OR HE COULD HAVE ONE SIDE BUZZED AND THE REST A LONG MESS
[00: 57] ElliOtter: he could get "killa" shaved into the back of his head
[00: 57] ElliOtter: ear to ear
[00: 57] ElliOtter: or maybe spelled out in blue dye
[00: 57] Alexy: THAT'D BE TERRIFYING
[00: 58] Alexy: imagine that combined with a babbyface
[00: 58] ElliOtter: omfggg
[00: 59] ElliOtter: SOMEONE IN LINE BEHIND HIM WOULD BE LIKE "WHAT A LITTLE PUNK IN FRONT OF US" AND HE TURNS AROUND AND IT'S KYLE
[00: 59] Alexy: ahahahahahaha
[00: 59] Alexy: he's so harmless-looking
[00: 59] ElliOtter: ahahahahahaahah
[00: 59] Alexy: so that'd be hilarious
[01: 00] ElliOtter: he should get the fleur-de-lis shaved into the back of his head
[01: 00] ElliOtter: people will think he is the THUGGEST boy scout
[01: 00] Alexy: >:U
[01: 00] ElliOtter: what about dreads?
[01: 00] Alexy: oh god.
[01: 00] ElliOtter: bob marley it up~
[01: 01] ElliOtter: ARE YOU GIVING HIM ANY OF MY SUGGESTIONS
[01: 01] Alexy: HECK NO
[01: 01] ElliOtter: MAYBE HE WILL LEAN TOWARDS ONE
[01: 01] ElliOtter: HE HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW

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